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nedroidcomics:

Shredded Cheese

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me since graduating high school

Me after I graduate high school

me while I’m still in high school

Me while I’m in university

Me in life

Me
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me since graduating high school

Me after I graduate high school

me while I’m still in high school

Me while I’m in university

Me in life

Me

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Can someone please kill me and make it look like an accident?  

    • #serious business proposition
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I’m not even hungry but I’m going to eat because I’m angry.

I’m hungry but I’m not going to eat because I’m angry.

WHAT IS THIS

EVERY FUCKING DAY

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scienceandrollerskates:

Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.

Oh well. Would you like them?

EDIT: This got way more attention than I ever expected. There is now a blog, in case you would like some more manatees.

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Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.
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Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.

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jakeralphio:

there’s a teacher at my school who has a copy of the Declaration of Independence taped to his door. Seeing as it was my last day, I decided to steal it and replace it with a photo of Nick.

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NO JESUS, I DON’T WANNA GO TO HEAVEN
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NO JESUS, I DON’T WANNA GO TO HEAVEN

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Drowning my sorrows in ice cream cake and videos of puppies on youtube. Please kill me.

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godh8sfags:

when people say “supper” 

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